Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 24 June 2011

An unhealthy relationship.

ON the one hand, he's lost a bit of weight, has a new girlfriend, and is obviously doing that man thing of keeping himself in trim. All good stuff.

But on the other, Shane Warne's facelift (his eyebrows are an inch higher than last year) and fillers make him look like a dodgy Italian porn star.

I'm sure Liz likes it but Shane love - you look like a pillock. Have a beer and a meat pie floater, and for the love of Mike go back to bonking healthy-looking blondes rather than uptight food fascists from Basingstoke.

Liz: "Ooh, a reflection!"
Shane: "Ooh, a pub!"

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