Theresa May's first six months...

... and how little we still know about her are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be a little the wiser about if you click here.

Enjoy Trumpageddon, y'all.

Donald Trump's day one promises...

... and how he's already cocking everything up is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Careful though, if you don't like facts it's probably not for you!

Donald Trump's inauguration...

... and just how bad it might get is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Nostrovia! *drinks gin*

Blue Monday...

... and the reasons why you should all be a lot more happy about things is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Now CHEER UP!

The cold weather...

... and why it's worse than you think is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

It costs £22.32 to get someone off the streets. To donate to Crisis, click here.

Donald Trump, Watersportsgate...

... and how filthy dirty people can be is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you may be appalled by here.

And no, I'm not making it up.

Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech...

... and why it proved we NEED Donald Trump is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Tell me I'm wrong. Dare ya.

Snowflakes...

... and why it would be nice if humans weren't so narcissistic and daft is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you won't like at all and can be read here.

I think it's rubbing off, because it took me four goes to spell 'narcissistic' and I wanted to let you know about it. ARGH.

Lily Allen, Tommy Robinson...

.. and why she's right and he's NOT called Tommy is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be annoyed by, especially if you're a white male, here.

I am looking forward to the comments ALREADY.