Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Legal aid, Charlie Gard...

... and why the Tories are charging us all an Innocence Tax is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

TIP: Don't vote Tory.

Monday, 24 July 2017

The Tories, the BBC pay gap...

... and why half the country is about to get even more aerated about who gets paid what is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, that scandal is more than likely about to include YOU TOO. It's not all Gary Lineker's fault.

Friday, 21 July 2017

Love Island and the Tory Party...

... and why they're more alike than anyone realised is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Muggy.

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

The BBC pay list...

... and the presenters who are paid too much and the others not paid enough is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Now I'm off to apply for a job at the BBC.

Monday, 17 July 2017

The 13th Doctor who...

... still doesn't have the power to save the Tory Party from itself is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't get the joke, you're probably a Dalek.

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

The penalty for using a mobile phone while driving...

... and why it's usually death, jail and lifelong regret is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If you don't think you're that much of an idiot, you ESPECIALLY need to read it.

Monday, 10 July 2017

Theresa May's need for bright ideas...

... and five pretty brilliant ones are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

She'll never make it past October, I tell you.

Friday, 7 July 2017

Trump and Putin at the G20 summit...

... and what really happened in their first meeting is the topic of today's TOTALLY FAKE NEWS column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And with that, I'm off for the weekend. Enjoy yours.

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

David Cameron and the public sector pay cap...

... along with what the word "selfish" means are the topics of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read, as ever, here.

He makes my bladder boil, that one.

Monday, 3 July 2017

Charlie Gard and Great Ormond Street Hospital...

... and the reasons why the Pope has more questions to answer than the doctors who've spent 10 months defying God is the topic of today's blasphemous column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Take your pitchforks to church, people.