The 8 rules of internet life...

... and how not to get caught out are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

Watch those norks, now.

Benefits Street....

... and how it stretches all the way to Threadneedle Street is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll want to punch something afterwards, so go and get a pillow first.

Helen Grant wants you to play "more feminine" sports...

... and I think that's a load of old rot, for reasons outlined in detail here.

Feminine means you're hard as nails, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Killer dogs...

... and the stupid humans that make them are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And there's a GOOD DOG.

ITV have set up a TV channel just for women...

... and filled it full of vajazzles and housewifery. Yes, really. My column about this obscenity is hosted by the Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

I am just off on a furious rampage.

Floods in Somerset...

... and other areas that vote Tory are likely to wash away the Coalition, I reckon, and have written about it here.

Snorkels on, folks.

I NekNominate you...

... to read today's column about drinking responsibly and not banning stuff that is perfectly normal teenage behaviour. It's here, along with some new NekNominate rules.

Have a nice weekend x

#BigBenefitsRow and what really went on...

... in the Green Room, in the bar, and in the studio can all be learned, along with some juicy and interesting facts, right here.

Enjoy. I'm off for a lie down.

Justin Bieber will get fat...

... if he lives another 20 years, which some might doubt. Details of his imagined future life and last living Belieber can be seen by clicking here.