Strong and stable leadership...

... and why a real leader needs strength and stability to deliver on a vision of strong and stable leadership, as well as a thesaurus, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I know, it makes my head hurt too.

Marine Le Pen's run at the French presidency...

... and a quick reminder to the French why fascists are bad is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Alors and gorblimey.

National Tea Day...

... and why you ought to put the kettle on and have a brew is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Make me one while you're there.

The general election and why it might not be all bad...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And try to cheer up, okay?

The 2017 general election...

... and the 7 things we can definitely expect from it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Help us, Tim Farron. You're our only hope.

Chemical weapons in Syria...

... and why the USA perhaps isn't in a position to criticise is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Boom. Oh dear.

The sarin gas attack in Syria...

... and why we're acting like gutless cowards rather than stand up to hateful behaviour whether its Bashar al-Assad or Ken Livingstone is the topic of today's fairly angry column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

As a special bonus, if you buy the paper today there's ANOTHER whole column in there for you!

Gibraltar and Brexit...

... and why it doesn't have to if it doesn't want to is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which can be found, as always, by clicking here.

Even the Spanish might like this one.