Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.
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Monday 6 June 2011

As sweet as salt.

Dear The World,

I do not wish to hear any more about Cheryl Tweedy unless and until she smacks in the face and calls him a jiggaboo.

Yours sincerely,