Planet Kepler-452b...

... and why it might be better than Earth is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

PS it's true about Jeremy Hunt.

Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn...

... and why neither of them would be any use to help Labour win power again is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If only someone would do that to IDS.

The MPs' pay rise...

... and what they might deserve it for is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Make sure you read it at a safe distance from other people, in case you punch anyone.

Oskar Groening...

... and why locking him up might not be the brightest thing we've ever done as a species is the topic of today's column which you can read here.

Lesen macht frei, whatever anyone else says.

Foxhunting and why David Cameron...

...  might want to bring it back is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can chase down with a pack of hounds and tear apart with your teeth right here.

Tally ho!

Getting Married At First Sight...

... and why it might be a better way of doing things is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which is not bitter, right, if you read it to the end and which is available here.

Honestly. Look the word up.

The 2015 budget and why George Osborne...

... can't do the sums on domestic abuse is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I have a horrible feeling I'm going to keep writing this one.

The Greek debt crisis...

... is explained simply so even David Cameron could understand it in today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Do the maths.

The heatwave...

... and how to cool down like a Tory is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

It's like sitting in a freezer, I tells you.