Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

The 2017 Tory manifesto...

... and its similarities to Cruella De Vil on a rampage are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not even joking.

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Pippa Middleton's expensive wedding...

... and why in the long run it makes bugger all difference to a marriage is the topic of today's bitter and cynical attack on the institution of marriage column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Good luck, kids!

Monday, 15 May 2017

The Tory pothole menace...

... and just how much damage it's doing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Don't say you weren't warned.

Thursday, 11 May 2017

The leaked Labour Manifesto...

... and why it's very good and it's just a shame whoever wrote it isn't leader of the Labour Party is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

It's far too sensible for it to be Jeremy Corbyn.

Wednesday, 10 May 2017

Theresa May, her plans to bring back foxhunting...

... and why that is an incredibly stupid and daft thing to do from the point of view of foxes, chickens, farmers, dogs and 84% of voters in general is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Just because it'll never happen is no reason to let people get away with saying stupid stuff.

Monday, 8 May 2017

The Chibok schoolgirls kidnapped by Boko Haram...

... and why they were left to free themselves from their abductors is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

That's aside from the girls freed in order to make their president look good.

Friday, 5 May 2017

Local elections 201, the death of UKIP...

... and why this isn't it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Pin your hopes on June 9.

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Who to vote for in the 2017 general election...

... and why that person shouldn't be any of the prospective Prime Ministers is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's not all give in too early, yeah?