... and the world forgot that Jennifer Aniston won this round. My column for the Daily Mirror can be read here.
Have a nice, non-judgmental weekend!
Friday, 29 August 2014
Friday, 22 August 2014
Paul Gascoigne, Malky Mackay...
... and why football really ought to be better than this by now is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Beautiful Game, my arse it is.
Beautiful Game, my arse it is.
Wednesday, 20 August 2014
The murder of James Foley...
... and why a war is just what Islamic State wants us to do is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Then you will probably want to buy yourself a nice, roomy, underground bunker.
Then you will probably want to buy yourself a nice, roomy, underground bunker.
Monday, 18 August 2014
David Cameron's call to arms against IS...
... and how, exactly, the thing thing inside which passes for a brain is working, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Then you will probably want to build yourself a bunker.
Then you will probably want to build yourself a bunker.
Friday, 15 August 2014
Celebrity Big Brother 2014...
... and why we all LOVE it if we're honest is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Set the video recorder to OH MAH GAWD THEY DITTN'T!
Set the video recorder to OH MAH GAWD THEY DITTN'T!
Wednesday, 13 August 2014
Edinburgh Zoo's baby pandas...
... and why they're a really bad idea are the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
Yes, yes, cute, I know. But also, not pandas.
Yes, yes, cute, I know. But also, not pandas.
Tuesday, 12 August 2014
Robin Williams, depression...
... and why you don't have to be suicidal to entertain people is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
And if you need someone to talk to, ring 08457 90 90 90.
And if you need someone to talk to, ring 08457 90 90 90.
Friday, 8 August 2014
Gaza, George Galloway, Joan Rivers...
... and why idiots don't help end wars is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
*puts on tin helmet*
*puts on tin helmet*
Thursday, 7 August 2014
Boris Johnson's bid for Downing Street...
... and why it'll never happen is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
There is not one scintilla of piffle or whiff-whaff in it.
There is not one scintilla of piffle or whiff-whaff in it.
Monday, 4 August 2014
The First World War..
... the centennary and why this is a good time to work out why 17million people died is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
And then, please, make sure you're registered to vote.
And then, please, make sure you're registered to vote.
Friday, 1 August 2014
The Prime Minister, his taxes...
... and the things he won't tell you even though he promised that he would, is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
After which, you will probably want a good fume.
After which, you will probably want a good fume.