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Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Bored of boobies now.

THE problem with setting out to shock people is that you get to the bottom of your bucket quite quickly.

You do something outrageous and then have to come up with something worse next time or you're boring. The whole point about surprise, you see, is that it's surprising.

Which is why, I imagine, Lady Gaga is running out of ways not to wear clothes. 

We've seen body stockings, we've seen bum, boobs, and nipple covers. Apparently we're now at metal-studded lady parts.

I predict that within a year she'll announce she's converted to Islam or taken the veil; she's nowhere else left to go.