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Wednesday 31 December 2014

The alternative New Year's Honours list...

... which makes much more sense than the actual one is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Ho ho ho et cetera.

Monday 22 December 2014

Nick Harvey backs the nuclear test veterans...

... in a massive boost for the campaign I've been running for the Sunday Mirror about the men who witnessed nuclear tests in the 1950s and now have children with TEN TIMES the normal rate of birth defects.

Read up on the latest developments here.

Iain Duncan Smith is bad for your health...

... and it's official. My story on how his Work Programme makes you mentally ill was in the Sunday Mirror and you can read it here.

Friday 19 December 2014

Mad Friday...

... and why it's not humanity's finest hour is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I advise drinking at home tonight. Go out tomorrow.

Friday 12 December 2014

Russell Brand on Question Time...

... and why David Dimbleby just did the nation a favour is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Rest easy in your beds tonight, humanity.

The Whitehall fatberg...

... and why sometimes journalism is just s*** is today's lesson and you can watch me up to my arse in the stuff here.

And, for the love of all that's holy, stop putting wet wipes down the loo.

Thursday 11 December 2014

The CIA torture report...

... and what it really means is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sleep well.

Tuesday 2 December 2014

Madonna's bare breasts...

... and why they're not shocking any more is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

That should titillate, anyway.

A Tory Advent Calendar...

... is the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror, prepared for your delectation, and you can open it to see what they got you for Christmas here.

Only five months to go.

Monday 1 December 2014

Black Friday, Star Wars, immigration...

... and why you might get the feeling you're being lied to is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

The force is strong in this one. Oh yes.