Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.
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Tuesday 29 December 2015

The Foxy Honours List...

... culminating in who wins Twat of the Year is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, if you can spare the time in your busy festive schedule, here.

Perhaps the most worrying part of the whole thing is that it was all TOTALLY AVOIDABLE.

Thursday 17 December 2015

What's the point of going to space?

... asks Simon Jenkins of the Guardian. Who won't bother to read about all the things space travel has given humanity, and which you can learn about in today's Daily Mirror column here.

Waste of money, indeed. Pchaw.

Wednesday 16 December 2015

Tim Peake going to space...

... and why it needs to be more British is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, in zero gravity or otherwise, here.

And yes, I am serious that the lack of a kettle on the ISS is a serious flaw that needs fixing.

Monday 14 December 2015

The new Star Wars movie The Force Awakens...

... and why it's all been done better already by Star Trek is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, at warp speed or in hyperdrive, here.

And yes, I'm quite serious.

Friday 11 December 2015

Christmas office parties...

... and how to fox them up properly is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I missed out the bit where you walk into work next day like a gladiator, but take it as read.

The office Christmas party...

.. and how to boss it like a professional is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, I've tried the alternatives and they were a bad idea.

Wednesday 9 December 2015

Donald Trump, banning him from the UK...

... and why that would be a terrible idea and we really ought to be glad we can listen to him is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Ear defenders are, of course, optional.

Monday 7 December 2015

Storm Desmond, flooding...

... and why we don't seem able to deal with it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Glug.

Friday 4 December 2015

Pregnant foxes...

... and why it's not all nice hair and shopping is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

But yes, I'm very happy really x

Pregnancy...

... and why you've been lied to your WHOLE LIFE is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And then it's probably a good idea to store canned food and get to a safe distance. Heaven knows what it's capable of.

Wednesday 2 December 2015

The vote on war in Syria...

... and the 9 things that aren't being talked about are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Tin hats on, everyone.