The Easter story and the Easter bunny and Easter eggs...

... are all linked, in a way the Archbishop of Canterbury may not entirely approve of, to a tingle in your trousers.

Read and learn why chocolate, and eggs, and getting down to it are all A VERY GOOD IDEA in today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Purple Day and epilepsy...

... and why this is NOT just something odd that happens to other people is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Steady as you go, now.

Ant McPartlin's possible replacements on Saturday Night Takeaway...

... and trust me when I tell you that some of these probably really ARE being considered by ITV, are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I reckon it'll be a mix of those final three.

Donald Trump's summit with Kim Jong-un...

... and why it probably won't occur, but what would happen if it did, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

In short: manbabies.

The poisoning of Sergei Skripal...

Britain has an international reputation for tolerance. That's why so many Russian murders happen here.

Murders of Russians, murders of Brits, murders of spies and bankers and property tycoons. And now the life-threatening poisoning of former spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia. There have been so many mysterious deaths of those linked to Vladimir Putin or his enemies that the question is not who's behind it, but why it keeps happening. Read more...