Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 29 September 2017

CBeebies, Mr Bloody Tumble....

... and why all is manged up in the hallucinogenic, psychotic world of children's TV is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, as ever, by clicking here.

*shudders at a long weekend of Woolly and Tig*

Wednesday, 27 September 2017

Why Jeremy Corbyn will be the next Prime Minister...

... and why there's absolutely nothing you can do about it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sorry, Theresa.

Friday, 22 September 2017

Uber's loss of license and the terrible taxi crisis of 2017...

... which may actually be better than you think, you soft poncy city type, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, 20 September 2017

Star Trek does Brexit better...

... than this current shower of clowns, so let's enjoy the metaphors while we can. You can read today's 23rd century column for the Daily Mirror here.

Warp factor six, Mr Sulu.

Friday, 15 September 2017

Theresa May's power grab...

... and the horrific detail of what, exactly, she's doing to your democracy is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Have a nice weekend. I'm off to find a ploughshare to brandish.

Monday, 11 September 2017

The six year old boy in a skirt...

... and the madness of parents who think the Church of England is LESS confusing than that is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Madness with a capital MAD.

Friday, 8 September 2017

Hurricane Irma, climate change...

... and why even this is entirely natural it's still the fault of human stupidity is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If you don't like it, then you're probably one of the stupids.

Wednesday, 6 September 2017

Unskilled EU immigration...

... and why we'd be daft to get rid of it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's hope I don't have to explain myself to the Ribenaberry police.

Monday, 4 September 2017

Kate and Will's third royal baby...

... and why it is a really bad idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, it's all true.

Friday, 1 September 2017

The Brexit negotiations...

... and how they're going REALLY REALLY WELL HONEST is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read about here.

And no, it's not 'remoaning'. It's an analogy, and the first four letters of that are the most important.