Hallowe'en, witches...

... And why you shouldn't be scared of them is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Have a happy Hllowe'en, all.

Michael Fallon reckons we're being "swamped"...

... and I'm not sure he realises what we're being swamped by. My column for the Daily Mirror today is here.

Undercover police having babies with protesters...

... and why that's not something worth suing over is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Use a johnny, folks.

Renee Zellweger's face...

... and why it says more about us than her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*squidges face up like a chipmunk*

The death of Lynda Bellingham...

... and why we should all be as lucky as her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

But don't get depressed. Get angry.

Britain's nuclear test veterans...

... and the continuing campaign to get the Ministry of Defence to admit what seems obvious to everyone else is the reason I'm posting this article from today's Sunday Mirror.

It reports that scientific research showing the veterans' children have 10 times the normal rate of birth defects has been accepted by peer review - but still denied by the MoD.

The men in Whitehall argue that standing under a nuclear bomb is absolutely harmless.

Yeah, right.

The Ched Evans rape case...

... and what's wrong with not saying sorry, whether it's rape or not, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't like it, well, I'm sorry you feel that way!

A smoking ban for public parks...

... and why it would make much more sense to ban lots of other things that happen in public places is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be entertained by here.

After which, you'll want to go and buy some weasels.

The NHS strike...

... and why even our nurses can't be bothered to fix what's broken is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can fume over here.

Then why not tell yourself it's not your problem?

What happens when you vote UKIP...

... and why it's something no-one's thought through is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sleep well, y'all.

Kevin Pietersen...

... and why he's not much of a god is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll be bowled over! (Sorry.)

Human rights...

... and why chimps might deserve them more than humans do is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Me, I'm off to sit in my cage. It's quiet in there.

Why it's time to dump David Cameron...

... and treat him like the lying boyfriend he is can be learned via today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.



And if you want to catch up on last night's Question Time appearance in Northampton, you can watch it on YouTube:

The end of tax discs...

... and why common sense is expiring too is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Personally, I shall keep mine for EVER.