Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

David Moyes being sacked by Manchester United...

... and a list of 20 other jobs it would be useful for him to make a hash of are the topic of today's Dail Mirror column which you can read here.

If you'll excuse me, I'm just off to the Moulin Rouge.

Friday, 18 April 2014

David Cameron's jellyfish...

... tells all in an exclusive interview (honest) which you can read here.

Think twice before you go in the water, folks.

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

An idiot's guide to sexism...

... and how idiots can avoid being guilty of it, especially if they work for the British Army, is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Stand hat. EASE!

Monday, 14 April 2014

Kate and William's trip Down Under...

... and why if they were on Facebook you'd have blocked them by now are the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I'm off to find some ointment.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Maria Miller's resignation...

... is simply not enough if we want to clean up politics, and the reasons why are outlined in today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Then GO and VOTE.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Maria Miller...

...  has no honour, no vocation, and no skill. Read today's Daily Mirror column on the "improper" Culture Secretary here.


Friday, 4 April 2014

David Cameron's world view...

... and what he thinks when he looks at you is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll never sleep right again. Sorry.

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Purple Day...

... and a big secret I've been keeping from you is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I am now off to dress like Prince.

Friday, 21 March 2014

The anniversary of Kurt Cobain's suicide...

... and how Seattle Police are doing it all wrong is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Nevermind, eh?

Friday, 14 March 2014

Missing MH-370 conspiracy theories...

... and why the authorities can't find their arse with both hands and a map is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Let's hope for the best.

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Bob Crow's sudden death...

... and why he did such a good job of irritating everyone is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Mind the gap.

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

A video of Justin Bieber's willy...

... and why it's not as private as I'm sure he'd like it to be is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Mind how you go.

Friday, 28 February 2014

The 8 rules of internet life...

... and how not to get caught out are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

Watch those norks, now.

Thursday, 27 February 2014

Benefits Street....

... and how it stretches all the way to Threadneedle Street is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll want to punch something afterwards, so go and get a pillow first.

Friday, 21 February 2014

Helen Grant wants you to play "more feminine" sports...

... and I think that's a load of old rot, for reasons outlined in detail here.

Feminine means you're hard as nails, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Killer dogs...

... and the stupid humans that make them are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And there's a GOOD DOG.


Thursday, 13 February 2014

ITV have set up a TV channel just for women...

... and filled it full of vajazzles and housewifery. Yes, really. My column about this obscenity is hosted by the Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

I am just off on a furious rampage.

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Floods in Somerset...

... and other areas that vote Tory are likely to wash away the Coalition, I reckon, and have written about it here.

Snorkels on, folks.

Friday, 7 February 2014

I NekNominate you...

... to read today's column about drinking responsibly and not banning stuff that is perfectly normal teenage behaviour. It's here, along with some new NekNominate rules.

Have a nice weekend x

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

#BigBenefitsRow and what really went on...

... in the Green Room, in the bar, and in the studio can all be learned, along with some juicy and interesting facts, right here.

Enjoy. I'm off for a lie down.