Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Monday, 27 June 2016

Jeremy Corbyn and why Jexit...

... is the best thing any of us can hope for in the next few months is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Out, foul spot, out.

Friday, 24 June 2016

The EU referendum result...

... does have a few silver linings, and here they are.
Have a cup of tea and a nice, non-panicky weekend.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

What will happen if Britain Brexits the EU...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not making any of it up.

Monday, 20 June 2016

Nigel Farage and how he's winning the EU referendum...

... for the Remain side is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Vote, vote, VOTE.

Friday, 17 June 2016

The death of Jo Cox MP...

... and why we have to take our country back is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Be kind to one another.

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Iain Duncan Smith...

... and why he now admits foreigners DON'T claim all our benefits is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And for all our sakes don't forget it.

Monday, 13 June 2016

The Orlando shooting by Omar Mateen...

... and what the rest of the world can do to change the USA's murderous guns and hate culture is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

One year is all it would take.

Friday, 10 June 2016

Euro 2016 and the EU referendum...

... are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Politics and football, which should upset just about everyone on the internet.

Monday, 6 June 2016

D Day and the EU referendum...

... are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror, 72 years after many of our grandads invaded northern Europe, and you can read it here.

And it's too late to change my mind now!

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Harambe the gorilla...

... and what he thinks of the humans who shot him is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, he told me.

Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Harambe the gorilla had to be shot...

... and if you don't believe me read today's column in the Daily Mirror here.

Tell me I'm wrong only if you've given your child to an agitated 28-stone gorilla recently.

Friday, 27 May 2016

Jose Mourinho going to Manchester United...

... and 7 reasons why he's the enemy of football is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be enraged by here.

See if I'm wrong, go on.

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

1 in 5 couples are completely miserable...

... but won't do anything about it. The cautionary tale of Graham and Samantha is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Follow the smiles x

Monday, 23 May 2016

The EU referendum...

... just got REALLY nasty and you can horrified about it by reading today's Daily Mirror column here.

I apologise for making you think about it.

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

The Queen's Speech...

... and all the things she didn't say in it are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And as a bonus, there's a second column about what a British bill of rights might look like if we ever got one, which of course we won't. You can read that one here.

As for me, I'm taking the rest of the week off. Enjoy yourselves x

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

The Queen's royal gaffes...

... and what might have ended up on the palace cameraman's cutting room floor is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Must go, there's six angry Beefeaters at the door.

Monday, 9 May 2016

World War 3, the EU referendum...

... and the question of whether our PM is a genocidal maniac is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Do I build a bunker or not? Decisions, decisions.

Friday, 6 May 2016

Neil Hamilton, the local elections...

... and why we might want to ask ourselves exactly what Wales is up to is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, it's true about the carrots. Just awful.

Wednesday, 4 May 2016

The local elections of 2016...

... and why not voting would be a really bad idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And I'm sorry about the Tim Farron thing. Honest.

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Beyonce, her new album Lemonade...

... and why she's making lemons out of us all is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Can't believe I even needed to say it, but still.