Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 14 November 2014

I'm A Celebrity, Michael Buerk...

... and why Ed Miliband or Kim Kardashian's bum would be a better booking than any of this year's line-up is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And I am NOT sorry about that picture.

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Guy Fawkes, a bomb under Parliament...

... and what you might do if you met him there today are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

That'll put a rocket up 'em...

Monday, 3 November 2014

Griff Rhys Jones refusal to pay a possible mansion tax...

... and which low-tax countries he might prefer to live in are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And then we'll sit and wait for Griff to up sticks, shall we?

Friday, 31 October 2014

Hallowe'en, witches...

... And why you shouldn't be scared of them is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Have a happy Hllowe'en, all.

Monday, 27 October 2014

Michael Fallon reckons we're being "swamped"...

... and I'm not sure he realises what we're being swamped by. My column for the Daily Mirror today is here.

Undercover police having babies with protesters...

... and why that's not something worth suing over is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Use a johnny, folks.

Renee Zellweger's face...

... and why it says more about us than her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*squidges face up like a chipmunk*

Monday, 20 October 2014

The death of Lynda Bellingham...

... and why we should all be as lucky as her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

But don't get depressed. Get angry.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Britain's nuclear test veterans...

... and the continuing campaign to get the Ministry of Defence to admit what seems obvious to everyone else is the reason I'm posting this article from today's Sunday Mirror.

It reports that scientific research showing the veterans' children have 10 times the normal rate of birth defects has been accepted by peer review - but still denied by the MoD.

The men in Whitehall argue that standing under a nuclear bomb is absolutely harmless.

Yeah, right.

Friday, 17 October 2014

The Ched Evans rape case...

... and what's wrong with not saying sorry, whether it's rape or not, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't like it, well, I'm sorry you feel that way!

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

A smoking ban for public parks...

... and why it would make much more sense to ban lots of other things that happen in public places is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be entertained by here.

After which, you'll want to go and buy some weasels.

Monday, 13 October 2014

The NHS strike...

... and why even our nurses can't be bothered to fix what's broken is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can fume over here.

Then why not tell yourself it's not your problem?

Friday, 10 October 2014

What happens when you vote UKIP...

... and why it's something no-one's thought through is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sleep well, y'all.

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Kevin Pietersen...

... and why he's not much of a god is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll be bowled over! (Sorry.)

Monday, 6 October 2014

Human rights...

... and why chimps might deserve them more than humans do is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Me, I'm off to sit in my cage. It's quiet in there.

Friday, 3 October 2014

Why it's time to dump David Cameron...

... and treat him like the lying boyfriend he is can be learned via today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.



And if you want to catch up on last night's Question Time appearance in Northampton, you can watch it on YouTube:



Wednesday, 1 October 2014

The end of tax discs...

... and why common sense is expiring too is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Personally, I shall keep mine for EVER.

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Brooks Newmark's resignation...

... and why his paisley-patterned impropriety is a matter of public interest are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

Go on, you know you want to.

Friday, 19 September 2014

Scotland, devolution...

... and why we need to stick together and make our politicians work properly is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, you can't have a recount.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

The Scotland referendum...

... and the questions no-one seems able to answer without saying "unicorns" is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*puts tin Tam O'Shanter on*