Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 27 May 2016

Jose Mourinho going to Manchester United...

... and 7 reasons why he's the enemy of football is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be enraged by here.

See if I'm wrong, go on.

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

1 in 5 couples are completely miserable...

... but won't do anything about it. The cautionary tale of Graham and Samantha is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Follow the smiles x

Monday, 23 May 2016

The EU referendum...

... just got REALLY nasty and you can horrified about it by reading today's Daily Mirror column here.

I apologise for making you think about it.

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

The Queen's Speech...

... and all the things she didn't say in it are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And as a bonus, there's a second column about what a British bill of rights might look like if we ever got one, which of course we won't. You can read that one here.

As for me, I'm taking the rest of the week off. Enjoy yourselves x

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

The Queen's royal gaffes...

... and what might have ended up on the palace cameraman's cutting room floor is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Must go, there's six angry Beefeaters at the door.

Monday, 9 May 2016

World War 3, the EU referendum...

... and the question of whether our PM is a genocidal maniac is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Do I build a bunker or not? Decisions, decisions.

Friday, 6 May 2016

Neil Hamilton, the local elections...

... and why we might want to ask ourselves exactly what Wales is up to is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, it's true about the carrots. Just awful.

Wednesday, 4 May 2016

The local elections of 2016...

... and why not voting would be a really bad idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And I'm sorry about the Tim Farron thing. Honest.

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Beyonce, her new album Lemonade...

... and why she's making lemons out of us all is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Can't believe I even needed to say it, but still.

Monday, 25 April 2016

Philip Green, BHS...

... and how many luxury yachts is enough luxury yachts is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'd be happy with just the one, wouldn't you?

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Whatever...

... and why you don't want to change your name when you get married is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, whatever you're called, here.

Honestly, it's a right old faff.

Monday, 18 April 2016

Childbirth...

... and why it's worse and better than I imagined is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*retires to her rubber ring*

Monday, 4 April 2016

The Panama Leaks, David Cameron...

... and why it's up to us to find a way to stop bears pooping in the woods is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Because the bears sure as hell aren't going to do it, are they?

Thursday, 31 March 2016

Donald Trump, abortion...

... and why he gets to tell me what to do with my uterus on the same day I get to slam his balls in a car door is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, Jesus IS on my side in this one.

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

America and why its people are so stupid...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Unless you're American, in which case you'd probably rather not.

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Argentina, the Falkland Islands...

... and why those rocks in the South Atlantic are better off British is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*hums Rule Britannia*

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

The Brussels terror attacks...

... and why atrocities make us behave atrociously is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'm off for some fresh air.

Friday, 18 March 2016

Jamie Oliver, breast feeding...

... and why he ought to wind his neck in and get back to the kitchen is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Please send all neonatal Nazi comments c/o your mum.

Monday, 14 March 2016

Top Gear, Chris Evans...

... and why he might just be even more stupid than Jeremy Clarkson is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Dearie me.

Friday, 11 March 2016

Douglas Adams, the Hitchhiker's Guide and the EU referendum...

... have all been crashed together to make something that looks a bit like today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Remember: 42.