Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 21 July 2017

Love Island and the Tory Party...

... and why they're more alike than anyone realised is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Muggy.

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

The BBC pay list...

... and the presenters who are paid too much and the others not paid enough is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Now I'm off to apply for a job at the BBC.

Monday, 17 July 2017

The 13th Doctor who...

... still doesn't have the power to save the Tory Party from itself is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't get the joke, you're probably a Dalek.

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

The penalty for using a mobile phone while driving...

... and why it's usually death, jail and lifelong regret is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If you don't think you're that much of an idiot, you ESPECIALLY need to read it.

Monday, 10 July 2017

Theresa May's need for bright ideas...

... and five pretty brilliant ones are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

She'll never make it past October, I tell you.

Friday, 7 July 2017

Trump and Putin at the G20 summit...

... and what really happened in their first meeting is the topic of today's TOTALLY FAKE NEWS column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And with that, I'm off for the weekend. Enjoy yours.

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

David Cameron and the public sector pay cap...

... along with what the word "selfish" means are the topics of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read, as ever, here.

He makes my bladder boil, that one.

Monday, 3 July 2017

Charlie Gard and Great Ormond Street Hospital...

... and the reasons why the Pope has more questions to answer than the doctors who've spent 10 months defying God is the topic of today's blasphemous column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Take your pitchforks to church, people.

Monday, 26 June 2017

Westminster's email hack...

... and just what Vladimir Putin might have found in their inboxes is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sometimes satire just isn't enough.

Friday, 23 June 2017

The Brexit anniversary...

... and why you might as well enjoy it because Brexit is never going to happen is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read be enclicking here.

Don't like it? Blame the tories.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

The Day of Rage in Westminster...

... and why it'll achieve the square root of bugger all except more work for some minimum wage street cleaners is the subject of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Get angry. It's so much better than rage.

Friday, 16 June 2017

The likelihood of riots over Grenfell Tower...

.. and the 7 things the Prime Minister could do NOW to avert it form the basis of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's hope it doesn't happen.

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Grenfell Tower and its aluminium cladding...

... are the focus of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Politicians are particularly advised to do so.

Monday, 12 June 2017

The new Tory bloodsport is hunting Theresa May...

... and who's lining up to avenge themselves on her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read by enclicketing here.

Enjoy the spectacle.

Friday, 9 June 2017

Theresa May's hung parliament...

... and why it's NOT all the fault of those pesky young voters is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And seeing as I said Corbyn wouldn't be PM and the Tories wouldn't get a majority, I'm off down Coral in time for the 3.30. Laters.

Monday, 5 June 2017

Theresa May's record on terror...

... and why it's a good reason for her not to be Prime Minister any more is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, and wonder why no other media is telling you this stuff, here.

You are WELCOME.

Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Covfefe and what it's done for Jeremy Corbyn...

... is the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror which has striven hard not to be self-congratulatory, seeing as I've said for ages he's hopeless.

You can read it here.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

The 2017 Tory manifesto...

... and its similarities to Cruella De Vil on a rampage are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not even joking.

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Pippa Middleton's expensive wedding...

... and why in the long run it makes bugger all difference to a marriage is the topic of today's bitter and cynical attack on the institution of marriage column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Good luck, kids!

Monday, 15 May 2017

The Tory pothole menace...

... and just how much damage it's doing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Don't say you weren't warned.