Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 16 August 2017

Big Ben, Brexit...

... and why Britain really doesn't have to be *quite* so stupid is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you may pretend is about som one else here.

Enjoy.

Monday, 14 August 2017

Jacob Rees-Mogg and Donald Trump...

... and why they're worrying alike is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And I'm going to hope public sanity reasserts itself.

Monday, 7 August 2017

Justin Gatlin and the ISIS bride...

... and why the penalties we demand for others says more about us than them is the topic of today's not-that-contrary really column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Can't be contrary when it's based on facts, can it?

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Prince Philip's retirement...

... and why Brexit made it inevitable we no longer need someone to offend foreigners on our behalf is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If only they'd put that on the ballot paper.

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Legal aid, Charlie Gard...

... and why the Tories are charging us all an Innocence Tax is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

TIP: Don't vote Tory.

Monday, 24 July 2017

The Tories, the BBC pay gap...

... and why half the country is about to get even more aerated about who gets paid what is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, that scandal is more than likely about to include YOU TOO. It's not all Gary Lineker's fault.

Friday, 21 July 2017

Love Island and the Tory Party...

... and why they're more alike than anyone realised is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Muggy.

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

The BBC pay list...

... and the presenters who are paid too much and the others not paid enough is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Now I'm off to apply for a job at the BBC.

Monday, 17 July 2017

The 13th Doctor who...

... still doesn't have the power to save the Tory Party from itself is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't get the joke, you're probably a Dalek.

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

The penalty for using a mobile phone while driving...

... and why it's usually death, jail and lifelong regret is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If you don't think you're that much of an idiot, you ESPECIALLY need to read it.

Monday, 10 July 2017

Theresa May's need for bright ideas...

... and five pretty brilliant ones are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

She'll never make it past October, I tell you.

Friday, 7 July 2017

Trump and Putin at the G20 summit...

... and what really happened in their first meeting is the topic of today's TOTALLY FAKE NEWS column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And with that, I'm off for the weekend. Enjoy yours.

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

David Cameron and the public sector pay cap...

... along with what the word "selfish" means are the topics of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read, as ever, here.

He makes my bladder boil, that one.

Monday, 3 July 2017

Charlie Gard and Great Ormond Street Hospital...

... and the reasons why the Pope has more questions to answer than the doctors who've spent 10 months defying God is the topic of today's blasphemous column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Take your pitchforks to church, people.

Monday, 26 June 2017

Westminster's email hack...

... and just what Vladimir Putin might have found in their inboxes is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sometimes satire just isn't enough.

Friday, 23 June 2017

The Brexit anniversary...

... and why you might as well enjoy it because Brexit is never going to happen is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read be enclicking here.

Don't like it? Blame the tories.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

The Day of Rage in Westminster...

... and why it'll achieve the square root of bugger all except more work for some minimum wage street cleaners is the subject of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Get angry. It's so much better than rage.

Friday, 16 June 2017

The likelihood of riots over Grenfell Tower...

.. and the 7 things the Prime Minister could do NOW to avert it form the basis of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's hope it doesn't happen.

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Grenfell Tower and its aluminium cladding...

... are the focus of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Politicians are particularly advised to do so.

Monday, 12 June 2017

The new Tory bloodsport is hunting Theresa May...

... and who's lining up to avenge themselves on her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read by enclicketing here.

Enjoy the spectacle.