Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 23 June 2017

The Brexit anniversary...

... and why you might as well enjoy it because Brexit is never going to happen is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read be enclicking here.

Don't like it? Blame the tories.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

The Day of Rage in Westminster...

... and why it'll achieve the square root of bugger all except more work for some minimum wage street cleaners is the subject of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Get angry. It's so much better than rage.

Friday, 16 June 2017

The likelihood of riots over Grenfell Tower...

.. and the 7 things the Prime Minister could do NOW to avert it form the basis of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's hope it doesn't happen.

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Grenfell Tower and its aluminium cladding...

... are the focus of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Politicians are particularly advised to do so.

Monday, 12 June 2017

The new Tory bloodsport is hunting Theresa May...

... and who's lining up to avenge themselves on her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read by enclicketing here.

Enjoy the spectacle.

Friday, 9 June 2017

Theresa May's hung parliament...

... and why it's NOT all the fault of those pesky young voters is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And seeing as I said Corbyn wouldn't be PM and the Tories wouldn't get a majority, I'm off down Coral in time for the 3.30. Laters.

Monday, 5 June 2017

Theresa May's record on terror...

... and why it's a good reason for her not to be Prime Minister any more is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, and wonder why no other media is telling you this stuff, here.

You are WELCOME.

Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Covfefe and what it's done for Jeremy Corbyn...

... is the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror which has striven hard not to be self-congratulatory, seeing as I've said for ages he's hopeless.

You can read it here.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

The 2017 Tory manifesto...

... and its similarities to Cruella De Vil on a rampage are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not even joking.

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Pippa Middleton's expensive wedding...

... and why in the long run it makes bugger all difference to a marriage is the topic of today's bitter and cynical attack on the institution of marriage column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Good luck, kids!

Monday, 15 May 2017

The Tory pothole menace...

... and just how much damage it's doing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Don't say you weren't warned.

Thursday, 11 May 2017

The leaked Labour Manifesto...

... and why it's very good and it's just a shame whoever wrote it isn't leader of the Labour Party is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

It's far too sensible for it to be Jeremy Corbyn.

Wednesday, 10 May 2017

Theresa May, her plans to bring back foxhunting...

... and why that is an incredibly stupid and daft thing to do from the point of view of foxes, chickens, farmers, dogs and 84% of voters in general is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Just because it'll never happen is no reason to let people get away with saying stupid stuff.

Monday, 8 May 2017

The Chibok schoolgirls kidnapped by Boko Haram...

... and why they were left to free themselves from their abductors is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

That's aside from the girls freed in order to make their president look good.

Friday, 5 May 2017

Local elections 201, the death of UKIP...

... and why this isn't it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Pin your hopes on June 9.

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Who to vote for in the 2017 general election...

... and why that person shouldn't be any of the prospective Prime Ministers is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's not all give in too early, yeah?

Friday, 28 April 2017

Strong and stable leadership...

... and why a real leader needs strength and stability to deliver on a vision of strong and stable leadership, as well as a thesaurus, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I know, it makes my head hurt too.

Monday, 24 April 2017

Marine Le Pen's run at the French presidency...

... and a quick reminder to the French why fascists are bad is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Alors and gorblimey.

Friday, 21 April 2017

National Tea Day...

... and why you ought to put the kettle on and have a brew is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Make me one while you're there.

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

The general election and why it might not be all bad...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And try to cheer up, okay?