Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 17 February 2017

Tony Blair's idea of Brexit...

... and how he's gone totally Donald Trump is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's Make Blair Great Again! Or not.

Wednesday, 15 February 2017

Paul Nuttall's Hillsborough history...

... and the 7 ways he could use his powers to mislead for good are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'm very sad about the Bungle thing. If ever something should be true...

Monday, 13 February 2017

Broadchurch and rape on TV...

... are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read about here.

Your Valentine's Day may be lovely, but for some people it won't be.

Friday, 10 February 2017

The NHS in crisis...

... and why Jeremy Hunt is the last person who should be left in charge of it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Some days I write about silly things because they're funny. This is a different day.

Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Blind Date's return...

... and Donald Trump's inevitable appearance on it alongside Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I know. I'm ill.

Monday, 6 February 2017

David Beckham, his knighthood...

... and why he'll never get it now is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I don't even want to be made a dame for pointing any of it out.

Friday, 3 February 2017

Jeremy Corbyn's latest shadow cabinet reshuffle...

... and who, outside of the usual incompetents, should get the top jobs are the topic of today's worryingly light-hearted column for the Daily Mirror, which you can find here.

In these dark times, it's better to laugh than sob hysterically into your pillow.

Wednesday, 1 February 2017

Health tourists...

... and why it's not as bad as you're being told, and certainly not as bad as how you're being made to think, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

The racists won't like it at ALL.

Friday, 27 January 2017

Theresa May's first six months...

... and how little we still know about her are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be a little the wiser about if you click here.

Enjoy Trumpageddon, y'all.

Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Donald Trump's day one promises...

... and how he's already cocking everything up is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Careful though, if you don't like facts it's probably not for you!

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Donald Trump's inauguration...

... and just how bad it might get is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Nostrovia! *drinks gin*

Monday, 16 January 2017

Blue Monday...

... and the reasons why you should all be a lot more happy about things is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Now CHEER UP!

Friday, 13 January 2017

The cold weather...

... and why it's worse than you think is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

It costs £22.32 to get someone off the streets. To donate to Crisis, click here.

Wednesday, 11 January 2017

Donald Trump, Watersportsgate...

... and how filthy dirty people can be is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you may be appalled by here.

And no, I'm not making it up.

Monday, 9 January 2017

Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech...

... and why it proved we NEED Donald Trump is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Tell me I'm wrong. Dare ya.

Friday, 6 January 2017

Snowflakes...

... and why it would be nice if humans weren't so narcissistic and daft is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you won't like at all and can be read here.

I think it's rubbing off, because it took me four goes to spell 'narcissistic' and I wanted to let you know about it. ARGH.

Wednesday, 4 January 2017

Lily Allen, Tommy Robinson...

.. and why she's right and he's NOT called Tommy is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be annoyed by, especially if you're a white male, here.

I am looking forward to the comments ALREADY.

Friday, 30 December 2016

New Year's resolutions...

... and why we're doing them all wrong is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy what remains of 2016 - and remember, New Year's Eve is amateur night. Go boozing on January 1 instead if you can. Easier to get served.

Wednesday, 28 December 2016

The curse of 2016...

... and why 2017 is going to be much worse if you can't figure this stuff out is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Three weeks left.

Thursday, 22 December 2016

Anis Amri, Angela Merkel...

... and why you're not being told the truth about the Berlin Christmas market terror attack is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, it's the truth. Why wouldn't it be?