Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 29 July 2016

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump...

... and why the fact she's a woman matters is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Keep your fingers crossed, hey?

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, his Momentum...

... and why he ought to do something to stop it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Judging by the comments you will need to bring your tinfoil hat and leave the sense of humour at home.

Monday, 25 July 2016

The knighthood of Philip Green...

... and why stripping him of it won't change a thing about our dishonours system is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*curtsies*

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leadership election...

... and why voting for him will be a vote for Nigel Farage and UKIP is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Bon appetit.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Lance Hart, the Spalding shootings...

... and why family annihilation is no different to any other murder is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Amazing to consider this is the one sort of terrorism we don't seem to mind.

Monday, 18 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, the Trident vote...

... and how he's being held hostage by his own party is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, it seems mad to me too.

Thursday, 14 July 2016

Boris Johnson's new job as Foreign Secretary...

... and head of MI6 is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

What ho, spiffing, ZING et cetera.

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

David Cameron's last day on the job...

... and the one thing we'll remember him for is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

OINK.

Monday, 11 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, Angela Eagle...

... and what they've got in common with Star Wars is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*sings*

Since you'd better go, you'd better go now, go now...

Friday, 8 July 2016

Dallas, Philando Castile, and the Tory leadership contest...

... are the topics of TWO columns today in the Daily Mirror. You lucky people can read about America's gun problem here and the women who might be our next Prime Minister here.

Try not to let either of them spoil your weekend.

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

Tony Blair, the Chilcot Report...

... and why we already know how it all went wrong is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Be furious.

Monday, 4 July 2016

Nigel Farage, his resignation speech...

... and what he really meant to say is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy your hole.

Friday, 1 July 2016

How Brexit's broken everything...

... but it doesn't have to break everything is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And now I need a stiff drink. Have a non-extreme weekend.

Monday, 27 June 2016

Jeremy Corbyn and why Jexit...

... is the best thing any of us can hope for in the next few months is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Out, foul spot, out.

Friday, 24 June 2016

The EU referendum result...

... does have a few silver linings, and here they are.
Have a cup of tea and a nice, non-panicky weekend.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

What will happen if Britain Brexits the EU...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not making any of it up.

Monday, 20 June 2016

Nigel Farage and how he's winning the EU referendum...

... for the Remain side is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Vote, vote, VOTE.

Friday, 17 June 2016

The death of Jo Cox MP...

... and why we have to take our country back is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Be kind to one another.

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Iain Duncan Smith...

... and why he now admits foreigners DON'T claim all our benefits is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And for all our sakes don't forget it.

Monday, 13 June 2016

The Orlando shooting by Omar Mateen...

... and what the rest of the world can do to change the USA's murderous guns and hate culture is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

One year is all it would take.