Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 23 September 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, Owen Smith...

... and why the Labour Party leadership doesn't matter a damn if no-one bothers to fight for the people any more is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Note to trolls and cultists: bring it.

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

The divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

... and why Jennifer Aniston probably isn't that surprised about it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*laughs triumphantly*

Monday, 19 September 2016

Parenthood, Mr Tumble...

... and how both can drive you insane are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Perhaps Foxcub'll never read it.

Friday, 16 September 2016

Wonga, parliament...

... and whether the two being friendly is a crime or not is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

He's a very naughty boy...

Thursday, 15 September 2016

BHS, Volkswagen, and how to do bad public relations...

... is the topic of my guest blog for Alder Communications which you can read here.

I'm afraid there are fewer jokes than normal.

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

The Great British Bake Off...

... and why Mary Berry might be evil but didn't need fiddling with is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, those laminated cards EXIST.

Monday, 12 September 2016

Hate crime, misogyny...

... and why of COURSE they're the same thing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Feel free to hold a door open if you see me.

Friday, 9 September 2016

Grammar schools, the closure of Fabric...

... and why this all shows why we need selective education is the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror, which you can read here.

There's even a Keith Vaz joke. You're welcome x

Wednesday, 7 September 2016

School uniforms, the Gestapo...

... and why they're not QUITE the same thing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Looking forward to the poll results on this one.

Monday, 5 September 2016

Broken Brexit promises...

... and what'll happen next is the topic of today's first post-holiday column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

With apologies to people who like cats.*

* Not really

Thursday, 25 August 2016

The best not very scientific ways of cooling down in the heat...

... are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can not get the joke about here.

Please send your complaints c/o your mum.

Monday, 22 August 2016

Mo Farah, his possible knighthood...

... and why that would be a really bad idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'll bet he doesn't get what he should, but there we go. I tried.

Friday, 19 August 2016

Omran Dasneeq the Syrian boy covered in blood...

.. what we could do about it, and all we're going to do about it, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Happy World Humanitarian Day, everyone.

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Johnny Depp, Simon Danczuk...

... and why they're not the problem with domestic abuse is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.


Monday, 15 August 2016

Caster Semenya, the Rio 2016 Olympics...

... and why none of it's normal and that's fine is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I won't even insist that you can't if you're not normal enough.

Friday, 12 August 2016

The Glorious Twelfth...

... and why it's really very silly indeed is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, I'm not suggesting we do it to spaniels. But imagine if we did...

Wednesday, 10 August 2016

Sexual harassment...

... and how to solve it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, you don't want to get on the wrong side of me.

Monday, 8 August 2016

International Cat Day...

... and why it's the most stupid thing, in a very crowded field, that humans have ever done is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, I didn't mention Jeremy Corbyn's cat. But I COULD HAVE.

Friday, 5 August 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, his leadership speech...

... and why he LITERALLY makes no sense at all is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Have a lovely weekend x

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

The Rio Olympics, the refugee team...

... and why they demonstrate the very best and absolute worst of humanity is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if anyone here know Nigel, please be sure and pass it on ;-)