Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Monday, 20 October 2014

The death of Lynda Bellingham...

... and why we should all be as lucky as her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

But don't get depressed. Get angry.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Britain's nuclear test veterans...

... and the continuing campaign to get the Ministry of Defence to admit what seems obvious to everyone else is the reason I'm posting this article from today's Sunday Mirror.

It reports that scientific research showing the veterans' children have 10 times the normal rate of birth defects has been accepted by peer review - but still denied by the MoD.

The men in Whitehall argue that standing under a nuclear bomb is absolutely harmless.

Yeah, right.

Friday, 17 October 2014

The Ched Evans rape case...

... and what's wrong with not saying sorry, whether it's rape or not, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't like it, well, I'm sorry you feel that way!

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

A smoking ban for public parks...

... and why it would make much more sense to ban lots of other things that happen in public places is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be entertained by here.

After which, you'll want to go and buy some weasels.

Monday, 13 October 2014

The NHS strike...

... and why even our nurses can't be bothered to fix what's broken is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can fume over here.

Then why not tell yourself it's not your problem?

Friday, 10 October 2014

What happens when you vote UKIP...

... and why it's something no-one's thought through is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sleep well, y'all.

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Kevin Pietersen...

... and why he's not much of a god is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll be bowled over! (Sorry.)

Monday, 6 October 2014

Human rights...

... and why chimps might deserve them more than humans do is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Me, I'm off to sit in my cage. It's quiet in there.

Friday, 3 October 2014

Why it's time to dump David Cameron...

... and treat him like the lying boyfriend he is can be learned via today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.



And if you want to catch up on last night's Question Time appearance in Northampton, you can watch it on YouTube:



Wednesday, 1 October 2014

The end of tax discs...

... and why common sense is expiring too is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Personally, I shall keep mine for EVER.

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Brooks Newmark's resignation...

... and why his paisley-patterned impropriety is a matter of public interest are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

Go on, you know you want to.

Friday, 19 September 2014

Scotland, devolution...

... and why we need to stick together and make our politicians work properly is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, you can't have a recount.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

The Scotland referendum...

... and the questions no-one seems able to answer without saying "unicorns" is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*puts tin Tam O'Shanter on*

Friday, 12 September 2014

Oscar Pistorius...

... and why it's probably time we stopped giving guns to people is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sleep safe, y'all.

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

The Scottish Referendum...

... and why it's a really bad idea to vote at all, but if you have to you probably ought to vote No, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*puts tartan helmet on*

Monday, 8 September 2014

The news about a second Royal Baby...

... and why White Dee would make a better Queen than Kate Middleton is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can be massively offended by here.

What use would an MBE be, any road?

Friday, 5 September 2014

Jihadi John...

... and why Britain ought to welcome him and his chums home with open arms is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be horrified by right here.

La la la la, I can't hear you, la la la.

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Tony Blair being named Philanthropist of the Year...

... and just how much of an outrage that seems is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Cybernats won't like it one bit.

*hums Scotland the Brave*

Monday, 1 September 2014

The hacked photos of Jennifer Lawrence...

... and how women can avoid "asking for" this sort of treatment is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Then you will need a large jar and a black cloth.

Friday, 29 August 2014

Brad and Angelina got married...

... and the world forgot that Jennifer Aniston won this round. My column for the Daily Mirror can be read here.

Have a nice, non-judgmental weekend!