Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Monday, 24 April 2017

Marine Le Pen's run at the French presidency...

... and a quick reminder to the French why fascists are bad is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Alors and gorblimey.

Friday, 21 April 2017

National Tea Day...

... and why you ought to put the kettle on and have a brew is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Make me one while you're there.

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

The general election and why it might not be all bad...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And try to cheer up, okay?

Tuesday, 18 April 2017

The 2017 general election...

... and the 7 things we can definitely expect from it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Help us, Tim Farron. You're our only hope.

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Chemical weapons in Syria...

... and why the USA perhaps isn't in a position to criticise is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Boom. Oh dear.

Wednesday, 5 April 2017

The sarin gas attack in Syria...

... and why we're acting like gutless cowards rather than stand up to hateful behaviour whether its Bashar al-Assad or Ken Livingstone is the topic of today's fairly angry column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

As a special bonus, if you buy the paper today there's ANOTHER whole column in there for you!

Monday, 3 April 2017

Gibraltar and Brexit...

... and why it doesn't have to if it doesn't want to is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which can be found, as always, by clicking here.

Even the Spanish might like this one.

Friday, 31 March 2017

The Only Fools and Horses Brexitshambles...

... and why an extended metaphor is more fun than it ought to be is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can enjoy by clicking here.

Luvvly jubbly.

Wednesday, 29 March 2017

Theresa May's Article 50 letter...

... and what it REALLY means is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

A bientot!

Monday, 27 March 2017

Brexit and triggering Article 50...

... is the topic of today's admittedly-lacking-in-cheer column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

To lighten the horror I put in an enema joke. See if you can spot it.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Bullfighting barbarians...

... and why Spain and Spanish-speaking countries still call it 'cultural' when it's plainly not is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Olé.

Monday, 20 March 2017

The East African food crisis, foreign aid budget...

... and how we can reduce both to zero are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Make it worth their while.

Friday, 17 March 2017

George Osborne's new job as editor of the London Evening Standard...

... and what his job application letter might look like are the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Some days, this stuff writes itself.

Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Marine A, his manslaughter conviction...

... and why what happened to Sgt Alexander Blackman just made the world a slightly worse place is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Isn't it funny the way the law works.

Monday, 13 March 2017

Brexit, the House of Lords...

... and why a new human right to be really thick all means a small child will poop in your soup is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, should you be so minded, here.

Enjoy the gifs.

Friday, 10 March 2017

Top Gear, Brexit, and the omnishambles budget...

... we've all just been subjected to about is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can do a screeching Theresa-style u-turn about and read here.

Personally I think Jeremy's hair looks better that way.

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Tory Budget lies about new grammar schools...

... and what they're doing to the schools we've already got is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Do the maths.

Monday, 6 March 2017

Jeremy Corbyn's pension...

... and why he ought to do the decent thing with it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

£36,000 is an awful lot of money, last time I looked.

Friday, 3 March 2017

The House of Lords, Brexit...

... and what exactly it's done for us is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy refreshing your memory about Lord Sewell.

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Karen Matthews...

... and why she might be crowned 2017 Mum of the Year is the topic of today's inflammatory column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not even going to say sorry.