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Monday, 22 August 2016

Mo Farah, his possible knighthood...

... and why that would be a really bad idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'll bet he doesn't get what he should, but there we go. I tried.

Friday, 19 August 2016

Omran Dasneeq the Syrian boy covered in blood...

.. what we could do about it, and all we're going to do about it, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Happy World Humanitarian Day, everyone.

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Johnny Depp, Simon Danczuk...

... and why they're not the problem with domestic abuse is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.


Monday, 15 August 2016

Caster Semenya, the Rio 2016 Olympics...

... and why none of it's normal and that's fine is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I won't even insist that you can't if you're not normal enough.

Friday, 12 August 2016

The Glorious Twelfth...

... and why it's really very silly indeed is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, I'm not suggesting we do it to spaniels. But imagine if we did...

Wednesday, 10 August 2016

Sexual harassment...

... and how to solve it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, you don't want to get on the wrong side of me.

Monday, 8 August 2016

International Cat Day...

... and why it's the most stupid thing, in a very crowded field, that humans have ever done is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, I didn't mention Jeremy Corbyn's cat. But I COULD HAVE.

Friday, 5 August 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, his leadership speech...

... and why he LITERALLY makes no sense at all is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Have a lovely weekend x

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

The Rio Olympics, the refugee team...

... and why they demonstrate the very best and absolute worst of humanity is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if anyone here know Nigel, please be sure and pass it on ;-)

Monday, 1 August 2016

David Cameron's resignation honours list...

... and the titles he didn't include are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Apologies to Grayson Perry.

Friday, 29 July 2016

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump...

... and why the fact she's a woman matters is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Keep your fingers crossed, hey?

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, his Momentum...

... and why he ought to do something to stop it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Judging by the comments you will need to bring your tinfoil hat and leave the sense of humour at home.

Monday, 25 July 2016

The knighthood of Philip Green...

... and why stripping him of it won't change a thing about our dishonours system is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*curtsies*

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leadership election...

... and why voting for him will be a vote for Nigel Farage and UKIP is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Bon appetit.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Lance Hart, the Spalding shootings...

... and why family annihilation is no different to any other murder is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Amazing to consider this is the one sort of terrorism we don't seem to mind.

Monday, 18 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, the Trident vote...

... and how he's being held hostage by his own party is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, it seems mad to me too.

Thursday, 14 July 2016

Boris Johnson's new job as Foreign Secretary...

... and head of MI6 is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

What ho, spiffing, ZING et cetera.

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

David Cameron's last day on the job...

... and the one thing we'll remember him for is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

OINK.

Monday, 11 July 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, Angela Eagle...

... and what they've got in common with Star Wars is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*sings*

Since you'd better go, you'd better go now, go now...

Friday, 8 July 2016

Dallas, Philando Castile, and the Tory leadership contest...

... are the topics of TWO columns today in the Daily Mirror. You lucky people can read about America's gun problem here and the women who might be our next Prime Minister here.

Try not to let either of them spoil your weekend.