... and if you don't believe me read today's column in the Daily Mirror here.
Tell me I'm wrong only if you've given your child to an agitated 28-stone gorilla recently.
Tuesday 31 May 2016
Friday 27 May 2016
Jose Mourinho going to Manchester United...
... and 7 reasons why he's the enemy of football is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be enraged by here.
See if I'm wrong, go on.
See if I'm wrong, go on.
Wednesday 25 May 2016
1 in 5 couples are completely miserable...
... but won't do anything about it. The cautionary tale of Graham and Samantha is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Follow the smiles x
Follow the smiles x
Monday 23 May 2016
The EU referendum...
... just got REALLY nasty and you can horrified about it by reading today's Daily Mirror column here.
I apologise for making you think about it.
I apologise for making you think about it.
Wednesday 18 May 2016
The Queen's Speech...
... and all the things she didn't say in it are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And as a bonus, there's a second column about what a British bill of rights might look like if we ever got one, which of course we won't. You can read that one here.
As for me, I'm taking the rest of the week off. Enjoy yourselves x
And as a bonus, there's a second column about what a British bill of rights might look like if we ever got one, which of course we won't. You can read that one here.
As for me, I'm taking the rest of the week off. Enjoy yourselves x
Wednesday 11 May 2016
The Queen's royal gaffes...
... and what might have ended up on the palace cameraman's cutting room floor is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Must go, there's six angry Beefeaters at the door.
Must go, there's six angry Beefeaters at the door.
Monday 9 May 2016
World War 3, the EU referendum...
... and the question of whether our PM is a genocidal maniac is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Do I build a bunker or not? Decisions, decisions.
Do I build a bunker or not? Decisions, decisions.
Friday 6 May 2016
Neil Hamilton, the local elections...
... and why we might want to ask ourselves exactly what Wales is up to is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And yes, it's true about the carrots. Just awful.
And yes, it's true about the carrots. Just awful.
Wednesday 4 May 2016
The local elections of 2016...
... and why not voting would be a really bad idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And I'm sorry about the Tim Farron thing. Honest.
And I'm sorry about the Tim Farron thing. Honest.