Beyonce, her new album Lemonade...

... and why she's making lemons out of us all is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Can't believe I even needed to say it, but still.

Philip Green, BHS...

... and how many luxury yachts is enough luxury yachts is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'd be happy with just the one, wouldn't you?

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Whatever...

... and why you don't want to change your name when you get married is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, whatever you're called, here.

Honestly, it's a right old faff.

Childbirth...

... and why it's worse and better than I imagined is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*retires to her rubber ring*

The Panama Leaks, David Cameron...

... and why it's up to us to find a way to stop bears pooping in the woods is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Because the bears sure as hell aren't going to do it, are they?