Five wrongs don't make it right.

WHAT'S wrong with this picture? Is it the way Madonna is turning into Cher? Is it the slashed net curtains and fur gilet she's wearing? Maybe it's the 'oh God, Mum, did you have to?' expression on Lourdes' face?

Or is it the way a tranny is eyeing up a 14-year-old girl's behind while her mum drags her down a red carpet to get attention? Do you know, I can't decide. It's just ALL WRONG.

Wrong holding hands with Wrong wearing Wrong being watched by Wrong in circumstances which are Wrong.