1. Use as your champions Sienna Miller (courted the Press, slept with someone else's husband, sues the Press), Andy Gray (ex-Sky Sports misogynist and serial cheat), Jude Law (swinger), Wayne Rooney (where to start?) and Mark Oaten (MP who blamed his baldness for the extra-marital affair he had with a rent boy he paid to pee on him).
Honestly. It's no wonder they were too stupid to change their PIN codes.