Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Making phone-hackers look good.

HOW to lose a public relations battle in one easy step:

1. Use as your champions Sienna Miller (courted the Press, slept with someone else's husband, sues the Press), Andy Gray (ex-Sky Sports misogynist and serial cheat), Jude Law (swinger), Wayne Rooney (where to start?) and Mark Oaten (MP who blamed his baldness for the extra-marital affair he had with a rent boy he paid to pee on him).

Honestly. It's no wonder they were too stupid to change their PIN codes.

"Anyone there?"

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