Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Some stories never change.

SO Fred Goodwin's super-injunction has been revealed and it seems the banking crisis was caused by his affair.

That footballer injuncted Imogen Thomas because she was trying to blackmail him. Chris Huhne is on the ropes because his ex-wife wants revenge. Dominique Strauss-Kahn was set up by a chambermaid and if Gaddafi's regime ever tumbles you can bet your bottom dollar it'll be because one of his female bodyguards betrays him.

That's right girls, it's all down to us. We made Adam eat the apple and everything that's ever gone wrong since The Fall is our fault.

It is certainly not the fault of dick-crazed men incapable of accepting the consequences of their actions. Not at all.

Who's for church on Sunday?

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