|A woman called Joan.|
In fact she's spent this week complaining about the weather, advising the nation what kind of clothes to wear and telling us her thoughts on why Nick Clegg is somehow holding Dishface back from true Prime Ministerial greatness.
This lady has been telling us the manifold ways in which she believes Britain has been irretrievably ruined and it's all the fault of that old bogeyman 'political correctness'.
|The same woman.|
That's because when she said all those things, she was wearing a different wig.