Because I'd like to invite you to something.
You don't need to get dressed up, or talk to anyone, or even to leave the house. All you need is a computer - I know you have one of those - and a phone. And no, I am not going to listen to any of your voicemails.
It's an online party for the launch of something new and quite fun - the FoxBall. A few people have had a play with it already and think it's pretty good, so I hope you'll like it too.
I don't want to give too much away, because like me it's a secret. But if you have ever wished you had a fox in your pocket, then this is for you.
Put your favourite music on, have a couple of glasses, and please join me next Wednesday, July 13, right here at 10pm.
And all - well, most - will be revealed.
What she said ^