Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.
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Tuesday 13 August 2013

Literally...

... going to piss off pretty much everyone with today's column for the Daily Mirror but there you go and here it is.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to sharpen my knife.