Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leadership election...

... and why voting for him will be a vote for Nigel Farage and UKIP is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Bon appetit.

Lance Hart, the Spalding shootings...

... and why family annihilation is no different to any other murder is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Amazing to consider this is the one sort of terrorism we don't seem to mind.

Jeremy Corbyn, the Trident vote...

... and how he's being held hostage by his own party is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, it seems mad to me too.

Boris Johnson's new job as Foreign Secretary...

... and head of MI6 is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

What ho, spiffing, ZING et cetera.

David Cameron's last day on the job...

... and the one thing we'll remember him for is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

OINK.

Jeremy Corbyn, Angela Eagle...

... and what they've got in common with Star Wars is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*sings*

Since you'd better go, you'd better go now, go now...

Dallas, Philando Castile, and the Tory leadership contest...

... are the topics of TWO columns today in the Daily Mirror. You lucky people can read about America's gun problem here and the women who might be our next Prime Minister here.

Try not to let either of them spoil your weekend.

Tony Blair, the Chilcot Report...

... and why we already know how it all went wrong is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Be furious.

Nigel Farage, his resignation speech...

... and what he really meant to say is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy your hole.

How Brexit's broken everything...

... but it doesn't have to break everything is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And now I need a stiff drink. Have a non-extreme weekend.

Jeremy Corbyn and why Jexit...

... is the best thing any of us can hope for in the next few months is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Out, foul spot, out.

The EU referendum result...

... does have a few silver linings, and here they are.
Have a cup of tea and a nice, non-panicky weekend.

What will happen if Britain Brexits the EU...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Not making any of it up.

Nigel Farage and how he's winning the EU referendum...

... for the Remain side is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Vote, vote, VOTE.

The death of Jo Cox MP...

... and why we have to take our country back is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Be kind to one another.

Iain Duncan Smith...

... and why he now admits foreigners DON'T claim all our benefits is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And for all our sakes don't forget it.

The Orlando shooting by Omar Mateen...

... and what the rest of the world can do to change the USA's murderous guns and hate culture is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

One year is all it would take.

Euro 2016 and the EU referendum...

... are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Politics and football, which should upset just about everyone on the internet.

D Day and the EU referendum...

... are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror, 72 years after many of our grandads invaded northern Europe, and you can read it here.

And it's too late to change my mind now!

Harambe the gorilla...

... and what he thinks of the humans who shot him is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, he told me.