Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Jeremy Corbyn, women-only carriages...

... and why a Taliban-compliant train would be a very silly idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

All aboard!

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Iain Duncan Smith, his disability reforms...

... and why we've seen something very similar before is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

There's a new comments section so you can express your outrage and everything.

Thursday, 20 August 2015

GCSEs, the migrant crisis...

... and why Britain's lost its decency is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I recommend a stiff gin for afterwards.

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

The Ashley Madison hack...

... and who you really ought to feel sorry for is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy the rest of your time online.

Monday, 17 August 2015

The Labour leadership battle...

... and how you're supposed to pick which one to vote for is the topic of today's column for the Daily  Mirror which you can despair over here.

I'm actually pretty glad I don't have to take part.

Friday, 14 August 2015

Extending the smoking ban to public places...

... and why it needs to be extended into people's homes and cars instead is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can get upset by and now comment on - whoo hoo! - here.

And yes, I'm serious.

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Julian Assange...

... and just how long we have to wait for him to act like a decent human being is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If you don't like it, I understand tinfoil is very comforting.

Monday, 10 August 2015

Running a marathon during your period...

... and why telling the world about it doesn't do much to stop oppressing anyone is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Men, may I suggest you think calming thoughts about carburettors.

Friday, 7 August 2015

Donald Trump, the White House...

... and why it's probably not a good idea for the two of them to ever meet is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Please send all redneck abuse c/o your mum.

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Noel Edmonds being utterly bonkers...

... and how I didn't even have to make up any of these jokes is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, you've guessed it, you can read here.

Or you can order it from the cosmos and see if it's delivered by microwave.