Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Noel Edmonds being utterly bonkers...

... and how I didn't even have to make up any of these jokes is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, you've guessed it, you can read here.

Or you can order it from the cosmos and see if it's delivered by microwave.