Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Russell Brand and Ed Miliband...

... and why it's not all as moronic as you might think is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you may read, should you wish, here.

Please send your personal abuse c/o your mum.

Monday, 27 April 2015

David Cameron is going to lose...

... the general election, and the reason why is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Beware secret trap doors and Ian Brady.

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Jamelia and fashion for fat people...

... are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And of COURSE it should be banned. But it won't be.

General Election: What's the point in voting?

The answer to this question is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror, which you can read here.

Remember to vote early, and vote often.

Friday, 17 April 2015

The politics pantomime...

... and why Wee Jimmy Krankie makes a really weird genie is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Oh no I won't! Oh yes I will! Etc.