... and why the Tories are charging us all an Innocence Tax is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
TIP: Don't vote Tory.
Wednesday, 26 July 2017
Monday, 24 July 2017
The Tories, the BBC pay gap...
... and why half the country is about to get even more aerated about who gets paid what is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And yes, that scandal is more than likely about to include YOU TOO. It's not all Gary Lineker's fault.
And yes, that scandal is more than likely about to include YOU TOO. It's not all Gary Lineker's fault.
Friday, 21 July 2017
Love Island and the Tory Party...
... and why they're more alike than anyone realised is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Muggy.
Muggy.
Wednesday, 19 July 2017
The BBC pay list...
... and the presenters who are paid too much and the others not paid enough is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.
Now I'm off to apply for a job at the BBC.
Now I'm off to apply for a job at the BBC.
Monday, 17 July 2017
The 13th Doctor who...
... still doesn't have the power to save the Tory Party from itself is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And if you don't get the joke, you're probably a Dalek.
And if you don't get the joke, you're probably a Dalek.
Tuesday, 11 July 2017
The penalty for using a mobile phone while driving...
... and why it's usually death, jail and lifelong regret is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
If you don't think you're that much of an idiot, you ESPECIALLY need to read it.
If you don't think you're that much of an idiot, you ESPECIALLY need to read it.
Monday, 10 July 2017
Theresa May's need for bright ideas...
... and five pretty brilliant ones are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
She'll never make it past October, I tell you.
She'll never make it past October, I tell you.
Friday, 7 July 2017
Trump and Putin at the G20 summit...
... and what really happened in their first meeting is the topic of today's TOTALLY FAKE NEWS column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And with that, I'm off for the weekend. Enjoy yours.
And with that, I'm off for the weekend. Enjoy yours.
Wednesday, 5 July 2017
David Cameron and the public sector pay cap...
... along with what the word "selfish" means are the topics of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read, as ever, here.
He makes my bladder boil, that one.
He makes my bladder boil, that one.
Monday, 3 July 2017
Charlie Gard and Great Ormond Street Hospital...
... and the reasons why the Pope has more questions to answer than the doctors who've spent 10 months defying God is the topic of today's blasphemous column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Take your pitchforks to church, people.
Take your pitchforks to church, people.
Monday, 26 June 2017
Westminster's email hack...
... and just what Vladimir Putin might have found in their inboxes is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Sometimes satire just isn't enough.
Sometimes satire just isn't enough.
Friday, 23 June 2017
The Brexit anniversary...
... and why you might as well enjoy it because Brexit is never going to happen is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read be enclicking here.
Don't like it? Blame the tories.
Don't like it? Blame the tories.
Wednesday, 21 June 2017
The Day of Rage in Westminster...
... and why it'll achieve the square root of bugger all except more work for some minimum wage street cleaners is the subject of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Get angry. It's so much better than rage.
Get angry. It's so much better than rage.
Friday, 16 June 2017
The likelihood of riots over Grenfell Tower...
.. and the 7 things the Prime Minister could do NOW to avert it form the basis of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Let's hope it doesn't happen.
Let's hope it doesn't happen.
Wednesday, 14 June 2017
Grenfell Tower and its aluminium cladding...
... are the focus of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Politicians are particularly advised to do so.
Politicians are particularly advised to do so.
Monday, 12 June 2017
The new Tory bloodsport is hunting Theresa May...
... and who's lining up to avenge themselves on her is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which, as ever, you can read by enclicketing here.
Enjoy the spectacle.
Enjoy the spectacle.
Friday, 9 June 2017
Theresa May's hung parliament...
... and why it's NOT all the fault of those pesky young voters is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
And seeing as I said Corbyn wouldn't be PM and the Tories wouldn't get a majority, I'm off down Coral in time for the 3.30. Laters.
And seeing as I said Corbyn wouldn't be PM and the Tories wouldn't get a majority, I'm off down Coral in time for the 3.30. Laters.
Monday, 5 June 2017
Theresa May's record on terror...
... and why it's a good reason for her not to be Prime Minister any more is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, and wonder why no other media is telling you this stuff, here.
You are WELCOME.
You are WELCOME.
Wednesday, 31 May 2017
Covfefe and what it's done for Jeremy Corbyn...
... is the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror which has striven hard not to be self-congratulatory, seeing as I've said for ages he's hopeless.
You can read it here.
You can read it here.
Thursday, 18 May 2017
The 2017 Tory manifesto...
... and its similarities to Cruella De Vil on a rampage are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.
Not even joking.
Not even joking.