Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 29 January 2016

The new plus-sized Barbie...

... and why she's a silly idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

So far, I'm the only person who actually bothered to have a Skipper doll.

Wednesday, 27 January 2016

The Bedroom Tax, Google's tax...

... and why Britain is more corrupt than most people realise is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Then you'll probably want a wash.

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Stranded sperm whales and human evolution...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

The responses so far seem to be backing the "two new species theory". You have been warned.

Friday, 22 January 2016

The rats of Westminster...

... and the trouble they get up to gnawing through the wires that hold the place together is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

So long as the Men in Black haven't deleted everything, of course.

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Sarah Palin, Donald Trump...

... and why they're not the Americans you need to worry about in the presidential race is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, Bigfoot isn't real.

Monday, 18 January 2016

David Cameron's lessons for Muslim mums...

... and why it might actually make new terrorists for us all to enjoy is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Can I suggest you remind yourself to go and vote, next time you get the chance?

Friday, 15 January 2016

The Queen's 90th birthday party...

... and why paying £150 a head to attend is quite reasonable, really, if you see it from her point of view is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll be disinvited if you do, but you'll also have saved yourself £150.

Wednesday, 13 January 2016

A £33million lottery win...

... and 9 ways to splash all that cash without losing your mind is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, we can all dream!

Friday, 8 January 2016

New alcohol guidelines...

... and why you might as well have a drink rather than follow them are the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read, if your're sober enough, here.

And no, I'm not explaining about the Jagermeister.

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

North Korea's nuclear bomb, Kim Jong Un...

... and why you need to worry more about Donald Trump's hairdresser is the topic of today's thermonuclear Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Don't be scared. Be ANGRY.

Monday, 4 January 2016

New Year resolutions...

... and the only seven that are worth making and keeping are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, unless you've resolved not to, here.

And remember - DO NOT DESPAIR.