Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Jamaica, slavery...

... and why slavery is more common and profitable than ever before is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy your smartphones.

Monday, 21 September 2015

David Cameron, the pig...

... and why it's the least of this problems, although by far the funniest, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Just don't accuse me of spam.

Friday, 18 September 2015

John McDonnell, the IRA...

... and why his apology for a wrong thing was even more wrong is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Oh and FYI, he wants to be in charge of funding for counter-terrorism.

Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Jeremy Corbyn's first PMQs...

... and why David Cameron must have absolutely loved it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Man's as blue as a baboon.

Friday, 11 September 2015

Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leadership...

... and why he's the worst person in the world to lead the Labour Party because he's neither Labour nor a leader is the topic of today's column you may be greatly irked by if you click on this link.

Luckily, irking people is in my job description. Have a lovely weekend y'all.

Friday, 4 September 2015

ISIS, the refugee crisis...

... and the war that always follows them is the topic of today's less-than-happy column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Don't know why I wrote it really, except for blind optimism that forewarned is forearmed and humans can think if you give them a chance.

Wednesday, 2 September 2015

The badger cull...

... and why you're not allowed to question the sanity of it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You have to burn your hard drive after you've read it, by the way. Just in case.