Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Tuesday, 30 June 2015

The Independent Living Fund...

... and how it's so unimportant to the rest of us we might as well leave it for those to whom it means everything is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Iain Duncan Smith, BTW, is not in a wheelchair.

Monday, 29 June 2015

ISIS and how to beat them...

... using the deadliest weapon at our disposal - because frankly all the others have been sold, scrapped or mothballed - is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You might want to hit something afterwards.

Friday, 26 June 2015

David Cameron, the job of Prime Minister...

... and why he doesn't seem to know what it means is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Only another five years to go.

Wednesday, 24 June 2015

The migrant crisis...

... and how to solve it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll need a stiff drink afterwards. I know I do.

Monday, 22 June 2015

Jeremy Hunt, foreign nurses...

... and why he is just like a mollusc in a suit only more dangerous is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read by clicking here.

Careful it doesn't turn your stomach.

Friday, 19 June 2015

The renovations of the Houses of Parliament...

... and why we need to do it with dynamite is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

KABOOM.

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

The new 50 Shades of Grey novel...

... and why this time it's really going to hurt is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You know you like it.

Monday, 15 June 2015

Magna Carta and why David Cameron...

... almost certainly hasn't bothered to read it is the topic of today's column which you can read here.

Does anyone have a ploughshare? I feel like a good brandish.

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Sir Tim Hunt saying women always cry...

... and fall in love with him is the topic of today's slightly sarcastic column in the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I'm sure you can find something to argue with.

Monday, 8 June 2015

The asteroid apocalypse, Nigel Farage...

... and why we ought to take the threat of both seriously is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Tin foil hats on, folks, the end is nigh.

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Britain's Got Talent, Matisse...

... and why our main talent seems to be stupidity is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I mean. A DOG on a TIGHTROPE.

Monday, 1 June 2015

Sepp Blatter, violence and porn videos...

... and why they have no place in what's laughably known as the Beautiful Game is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, Pele did do that. In 1963. Not so perfect now, eh?