Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 13 February 2015

50 Shades of Grey, Valentine's Day...

... and why it means romance is finally dead is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I hope there's hope!

Monday, 9 February 2015

The fashion BAFTAs...

... and what happens when men turn up to the red carpet all wearing the exact same thing is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

*smiles confidently*

Friday, 6 February 2015

Myleene Klass, middle class parents...

... and why we ought to stop them breeding is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you'd like to complain to someone about it, I wish you the best of luck!

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Sex education for five year olds...

... and why it might be the best thing adults could ever do for them is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And if you don't like it, you're the one who needs it most.

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

The lies of David Cameron...

... and why we don't *have* to let them get away with it, just because Ed is rubbish, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And in case you can't be bothered to read to the end: REMEMBER TO VOTE.