Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 30 January 2015

Kim Sears swearing...

... and why we should all be ****ing grateful for it is the topic of today's column for the ****ing Daily Mirror and you can read it here.

****ing have that, you **** ****s, and have a nice weekend.

Thursday, 29 January 2015

Alexander Litvinenko...

... and Britain's disgraceful record of radiation poisoning of its nuclear test veterans is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, it's true.

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Jeremy Clarkson, the BBC...

... and which of them is in the wrong when an idiot is accused of racism is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And no, I don't want him sacked. Read it first, yeah?

Friday, 23 January 2015

Prince Charles, Prince Andrew, King Abdullah...

... and why it might be time to remind the Royal Family we're the boss is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Long live the, er, anything that's better than this.

Thursday, 22 January 2015

The husband who tracks his wife via a phone app...

... and why that's probably not a good idea is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

The number for Relate, should anyone need it, is 0300 100 1234.

Monday, 19 January 2015

The mum who invoiced a boy for missing a birthday party...

... and why this 'twit tax' is almost - but not quite - a brilliant idea is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Mind how you go, now.

Friday, 16 January 2015

Islamic terrorism...

... and why it's not that Islamic, any more than Hitler was socialist, is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If only Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi will read it...

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

A men-only political party...

... fighting against the terrible oppression of the male gender is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

If any dinosaurs would like to bellow their objections from the tar pits while meteors rain around them, feel free to comment.

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Ken Morley, Charlie Hebdo...

... and why the terrorists can sit back and put their feet up because we're very happy to do their job for them is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Sleep well. *dark laugh*

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

The NHS crisis...

... and who's to blame is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Happy sodding New Year, and let's hope you don't get ill.

Tuesday, 6 January 2015

The New Year's Eve reveller who punched a woman...

... and why there's always someone to defend the indefensible is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Let's hope one day all little boys will grow up the way they're meant to.

Thursday, 1 January 2015

New Year resolutions...

... and how to make ones you can actually keep are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Happy 2015, everyone x