Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Monday, 28 July 2014

Tony Blair's envoy role in Gaza and Israel...

... and why the world would be a better place if Tony Blair wasn't the special envoy is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

And having written it, I'm going to have a very large gin. Have yourself one, why don't you?

Friday, 25 July 2014

50 Shades of Grey trailer...

... and why it's nothing like a good spanking is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And then go and wait for me in the Red Room.

Thursday, 24 July 2014

Gaza, MH17, Syria, my grandad...

... and why World War II never ended is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Tough one to write, that. RIP grandad.


Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Prince George's first birthday...

... and why he's really not happy about it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I shall just sit here and wait for the OBE.

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

The wimmin's reshuffle and wimmin bishops...

... are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here, if impotent fury is your thing.

Monday, 14 July 2014

Three months since Boko Haram kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls...

... and what's happened since? Find out in today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Then you'll want to punch a wall, I expect. I know I do.

Friday, 11 July 2014

Lethal loom bands, children...

... and why we should blame the parents who want to ban them is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*flicks band*

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

A video of Angelina Jolie on drugs...

... and why it's the most inspiring thing you'll see all day is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

WARNING: You'll be hungry for cake by the end.

Monday, 7 July 2014

The person who's become known as #magalufgirl...

... and why she's not the slut who should be ashamed is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

After which, you'll probably need a wash. I know I do.

Friday, 4 July 2014

4th July and Independence Day...

... is a steaming great pile of dung, and you can read why in today's Daily Mirror column here.

Have a nice weekend, no napalming anyone.