Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 30 May 2014

Charlize Theron's comments on rape...

... and why being a celebrity really isn't quite the same thing as being attacked is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

*Puts tin helmet on and goes a bit Colonel Kurtz*

Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Nick Clegg's possible resignation...

... and why he's losing his tenuous grip on sanity is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

*Goes to hang upside down somewhere*

Friday, 23 May 2014

UKIP not winning...

... and what's really a political earthquake is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror, which you can read here.

Hold on for a year of fun and frolics!

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

The European elections, Russell Brand...

... and why you have to get off your arse and vote is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

NOW GO AND VOTE OR ELSE.

Monday, 19 May 2014

Nigel Farage's open letter to voters...

... and what he said if you read between the lines is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy, fact fans.

Friday, 16 May 2014

MPs, their holidays....

... and why not voting is the worst thing you can do is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Have a nice weekend x

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Government statistics...

... and why they mean we still need words like "bollocks" is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Monday, 12 May 2014

What happens if you write online about Nigel Farage and UKIP?

Well, they might send the police round a coincidentally amazing 90 minutes later.

Today's Daily Mirror column is about how UKIP called the cops on a humble tweeter and you can read it here.

Rest easy in your beds, folks.

Friday, 9 May 2014

Women on the front line...

... is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Afterwards you'll need some fresh air and a big drink. Mine's a gin.

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Boko Haram and missing schoolgirls...

... at home and abroad are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Keep 'em peeled.

Bear Grylls' parenting tips...

... and why parents who are terrified their little angels might scratch their knee are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Mind your head, now.

Friday, 2 May 2014

What would happen if Nigel Farage and UKIP actually won...

... and what we can expect is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Swivel-eyed loons beware: It contains logic.