Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 25 April 2014

Food banks in David Cameron's back yard...

... and what we can all do about it is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Fill yer boots, plebs.

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

David Moyes being sacked by Manchester United...

... and a list of 20 other jobs it would be useful for him to make a hash of are the topic of today's Dail Mirror column which you can read here.

If you'll excuse me, I'm just off to the Moulin Rouge.

Friday, 18 April 2014

David Cameron's jellyfish...

... tells all in an exclusive interview (honest) which you can read here.

Think twice before you go in the water, folks.

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

An idiot's guide to sexism...

... and how idiots can avoid being guilty of it, especially if they work for the British Army, is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Stand hat. EASE!

Monday, 14 April 2014

Kate and William's trip Down Under...

... and why if they were on Facebook you'd have blocked them by now are the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I'm off to find some ointment.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Maria Miller's resignation...

... is simply not enough if we want to clean up politics, and the reasons why are outlined in today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Then GO and VOTE.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Maria Miller...

...  has no honour, no vocation, and no skill. Read today's Daily Mirror column on the "improper" Culture Secretary here.


Friday, 4 April 2014

David Cameron's world view...

... and what he thinks when he looks at you is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You'll never sleep right again. Sorry.