Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Purple Day...

... and a big secret I've been keeping from you is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I am now off to dress like Prince.

Friday, 21 March 2014

The anniversary of Kurt Cobain's suicide...

... and how Seattle Police are doing it all wrong is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Nevermind, eh?

Friday, 14 March 2014

Missing MH-370 conspiracy theories...

... and why the authorities can't find their arse with both hands and a map is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Let's hope for the best.

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Bob Crow's sudden death...

... and why he did such a good job of irritating everyone is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Mind the gap.

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

A video of Justin Bieber's willy...

... and why it's not as private as I'm sure he'd like it to be is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Mind how you go.