Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

New Year Honours...

... and who should really get what for their efforts in 2013 are all in today's Daily Mirror column here.

Happy New Year and remember, DON'T VOTE FOR IDS.

Monday, 30 December 2013

Celebrity Big Brother...

... and why it needs sealed exits, a car battery and Prince Philip is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read, should you be arsed to, here.

Hope you all had a nice Christmas x

Friday, 20 December 2013

Thje Twelve Days of Crapmas...

... and some festive flashbacks to the worst of 2013 is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I'm off for a mince pie and a lie-down. Happy Saturnalia!

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Ronnie Biggs was a parasite...

... and if you don't believe me read this.

Hitting train staff over the head then living off the notoriety really isn't ok.

Monday, 16 December 2013

Friday, 13 December 2013

The plastic surgeon who gave boob jobs to his own daughters...

... is not about to be named Dad of the Year. My column for the Daily Mirror is here.

Enjoy your imperfections!

Monday, 9 December 2013

MPs deserve a pay rise...

... so long as we pay them in cold, hard common sense, such as what I've written about here.

OINK.

Friday, 6 December 2013

The worst thing about Nelson Mandela's death...

... is the way it's being exploited. Read all about it here.

And remember to VOTE.

Thursday, 5 December 2013

George Osborne's hanky panky...


... the political kind, of course - is the most interesting thing about his Autumn Statement. Should you wish to, a breakdown of all the things he didn't tell you can be read here.

And now I shall listen to an old Madonna track on a loop. Nothin' like a good spanky...