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Wednesday 31 July 2013

All animals are equal.

IF we are not equal before the law, there is no law.

If when accused of crime we are not all investigated the same, the police must be partisan and therefore not a police force at all.

If when sent to trial we are not judged the same, if a sensible defence is dismissed or obvious alibis ignored by a system determined to convict no matter what, the justice system is broken, corrupt, and self-pleasuring.

Monday 29 July 2013

Margaret Thatcher's funeral...

...and how much she really cost us is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Thursday 25 July 2013

Pippa's tips...

... for the Royal baby and what they might be are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

You might even be in it yourself. Who knows?

Wednesday 24 July 2013

War. Huh. What is it good for?

OH good. A task force.

Task forces are great. They sound very strong and definite, a bit military even, and enable people to say 'we're declaring war on litter/bad drivers/disease' which always sounds good.

They are also pretty much free. Everyone invited to join a task force (you can't invent your own, not allowed) is already paid to do something else, and task forces in general recommend things and recommending is free.

Tuesday 23 July 2013

The other non-Royal babies...

... and what kind of lives they might have is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Don't get mad, get even.

Monday 22 July 2013

The truth about the Royal Baby...

... and the most important things no-one will tell it is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I will probably get more Republican as the week wears on.

Thursday 11 July 2013

MPs' pay...

... and why they should be content with 'a shitload', a free house and a platinum-coated pension is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

I'm off to find me a Guy Fawkes mask. See you in Westminster.

Wednesday 10 July 2013

Now look...

... things are not as bad as you think. Trust me and click here.

Now CHEER UP.

Tuesday 9 July 2013

Is there any principle in these things?

POLITICS has always been a dirty game, often won by those with the most to spend.

The knights who forced King John to sign the Magna Carta managed it because he needed their money. Commoners were elected to the Model Parliament in 1295 only because Edward III needed them to raise taxes. The English revolution died on its arse when it racked up debts of £2million and the army revolted against an inept leader.

And it didn't stay in the dark ages - the last two British general elections were won by the party which spent the most.

Monday 8 July 2013

Andy Muray's Wimbledon win...

... and why it's not a game for poshos is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

New balls please, Prime Minister.

Friday 5 July 2013

Thank you NHS...

... because without you I'd never have been born at all.

Today's Daily Mirror column on how people are killing the old girl off can be read here, if you fancy a good weep.

Thursday 4 July 2013

It could never happen here.

RULERS who have seized power.

A government which spies on its citizens 'for their own safety'. Leaders who lie. A crackdown on journalists and a hopelessly splintered opposition.

Tinkering with the constitution without asking anyone first, lining their own pockets, secret decisions, erosion of the democratic and judicial process and trampling on the sick and the poor.

All with just 23 per cent of the possible votes.

Wednesday 3 July 2013

The NHS is 65 this week...

... and she's dying. Thought you'd like to know. You can read about it here.

Steady as you go.

Monday 1 July 2013

Married tax breaks...

... and why they're not exactly helpful if you're a widow, divorcee, young person, service spouse or a married Tory politician is the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which you can read here.

Enjoy your state subsidies, if you get them.