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Tuesday 1 March 2016

If Donald Trump wins Super Tuesday...

... and makes it to the White House, these are the policies he'll be taking with him. I wrote a thing for our new national newspaper The New Day on how The Donald will run the world and you can read it by clicking here.

Then, I suggest, you'll be wanting a bunker of some sort.