Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 30 December 2016

New Year's resolutions...

... and why we're doing them all wrong is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy what remains of 2016 - and remember, New Year's Eve is amateur night. Go boozing on January 1 instead if you can. Easier to get served.

Wednesday, 28 December 2016

The curse of 2016...

... and why 2017 is going to be much worse if you can't figure this stuff out is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Three weeks left.

Thursday, 22 December 2016

Anis Amri, Angela Merkel...

... and why you're not being told the truth about the Berlin Christmas market terror attack is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, it's the truth. Why wouldn't it be?

Wednesday, 21 December 2016

The carnage of 2016 and Katie Price's latest meltdown...

... are the topic of today's Daily Mirror column which is all about why things can only get better, and you can read it here.

Goodbye 2016, and f*** off.

Monday, 19 December 2016

Where the Labour Party is going wrong...

... and why it probably won't listen to its own listening exercise is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can gnash your teeth at here.

I despair, really I do.

Friday, 16 December 2016

The nasty Tory party...

... and how it's nastier now even than it was in Maggie Thatcher's heyday is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy Christmas.

Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Amir Khan, Faryal Makhdoom...

... and why their family rows - and yours - are best kept on simmer at Christmas are the topic for today's Daily Mirror column which, as ever, you can read here.

It's Kieran Hayler I feel sorry for.

Monday, 12 December 2016

Theresa May's trousers...

... and why they're a more serious problem than anyone realises yet is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And you may have Trexit for free.

Monday, 5 December 2016

Article 50, the Supreme Court, Brexit...

... and why it doesn't all mean what you might have been told it means is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Enjoy the GIFs.

Friday, 2 December 2016

The football abuse scandal, Chelsea's £50,000 gagging contract...

... and why football's dirty little secret is finally out is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

I await the Chelsea fans with interest.