Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Friday, 30 September 2016

Kate Middleton in Canada...

... and why that's a slightly less pleasant idea than Katie Price in panto is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can be appalled by here.

The comments, I imagine, will be wonderful.

Wednesday, 28 September 2016

Sam Allardyce, football corruption...

... and why he's not the FA's biggest problem is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here and then complain in the comments I'm a girl or some such.

What would I know? ;)

Sam Allardyce, football corruption...

... and why he's not the FA's biggest problem is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here and then complain in the comments I'm a girl or some such.

What would I know? ;)

Monday, 26 September 2016

Zoe Ball splitting up (again) with Fatboy Slim...

... and why it shows we're doing marriage all wrong is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can write BAH HUMBUG underneath here.

Amazing how many people read things they say they don't care about, isn't it?

Friday, 23 September 2016

Jeremy Corbyn, Owen Smith...

... and why the Labour Party leadership doesn't matter a damn if no-one bothers to fight for the people any more is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Note to trolls and cultists: bring it.

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

The divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

... and why Jennifer Aniston probably isn't that surprised about it is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

*laughs triumphantly*

Monday, 19 September 2016

Parenthood, Mr Tumble...

... and how both can drive you insane are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Perhaps Foxcub'll never read it.

Friday, 16 September 2016

Wonga, parliament...

... and whether the two being friendly is a crime or not is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

He's a very naughty boy...

Thursday, 15 September 2016

BHS, Volkswagen, and how to do bad public relations...

... is the topic of my guest blog for Alder Communications which you can read here.

I'm afraid there are fewer jokes than normal.

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

The Great British Bake Off...

... and why Mary Berry might be evil but didn't need fiddling with is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And yes, those laminated cards EXIST.

Monday, 12 September 2016

Hate crime, misogyny...

... and why of COURSE they're the same thing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Feel free to hold a door open if you see me.

Friday, 9 September 2016

Grammar schools, the closure of Fabric...

... and why this all shows why we need selective education is the topic of today's column in the Daily Mirror, which you can read here.

There's even a Keith Vaz joke. You're welcome x

Wednesday, 7 September 2016

School uniforms, the Gestapo...

... and why they're not QUITE the same thing is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

Looking forward to the poll results on this one.

Monday, 5 September 2016

Broken Brexit promises...

... and what'll happen next is the topic of today's first post-holiday column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

With apologies to people who like cats.*

* Not really