I'm A Celebrity, Michael Buerk...

... and why Ed Miliband or Kim Kardashian's bum would be a better booking than any of this year's line-up is the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And I am NOT sorry about that picture.

Guy Fawkes, a bomb under Parliament...

... and what you might do if you met him there today are the topics of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

That'll put a rocket up 'em...

Griff Rhys Jones refusal to pay a possible mansion tax...

... and which low-tax countries he might prefer to live in are the topic of today's column for the Daily Mirror which you can read here.

And then we'll sit and wait for Griff to up sticks, shall we?