Fox (n): carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; -ed (adj): to be drunk.

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

What's up, doc?

LIZZY Jagger took off all her clothes and put on a pair of what look like genuine giant bunny ears to declare: "I feel comfortable expressing myself through my body."

Well, we all would dear, if we never ate cake and had our armpits airbrushed. But I'm not sure what you're expressing here - all I can think is your ears have the mange and Elmer Fudd has a clear shot.

The carrot has been airbrushed out.